Home Depot

Pick up in Home Depot

Okay, it's that time of the evening when I need to pick something up from Home Depot and I don't really feel like going. I walk in the store on a mission to get what I need and leave--in that ordered. I need a spray bottle but not just any spray bottle but one of those hardware looking ones where you can work in the yard.

As, I walk in I see a guy on his cell phone and I notice him notice me. I walk up to the customer service desk and ask where I can find the spray bottle. Now, mind you Home Depot is not on my top of the list of stores "I love to visit" but I don't much mind it too much. I like to build and create things --okay, I'm so off topic! Anyway, I get my directions and I head to the back of the store still in a daze and wouldn't you know it I'm being followed by the man who noticed me as I walked in. He's still on the phone and talking loud. I go to the aisle I was pointed to and begin to shop and look for the correct bottle.

I notice he gets a break from his phone conversation and here he comes. "Hello, you're beautiful, what's your name.....I laugh on the inside and I say thanks. Here we go with the line but before I could say anything more his phone rings and he takes the call and says "please wait." I continue to shop, I guess there's nothing wrong with his approach, yet. I will give any guy a chance that makes an effort to approach me. I'm a friendly person so I will talk to you as long as you're not talking nonsense.

Once he finishes his call he comes back and start telling me his life story. I'm thinking this is too much for Home Depot. He then tells me he would like to date me ---not take me on a date but date me, make me his woman! What!!! I just meet you and you want to make me your woman--NONSENSE! Needless to say he did not get the digits!!! TOO MUCH TO SOON.